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Subject: Re: SCHOOL MONITOR MIGUEL/ DESCENDS ON ALT WICCA TO TAKE OUR WRITING SKILLS IN ORDER.
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"Rhyanon" <rhyanon@pishoff.com> wrote:
>My fat whore mama.
!
miguel
ps topposters are losers. This is universal truth. HTH
>"mike" <mjc@drizzle.net> wrote in message
>news:d4c2svscg9qu9qi4iudf9k293bgje6jj3v@4ax.com...
>> "Rhyanon" <rhyanon@pishoff.com> wrote:
>>
>> >EVEN better!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Are you sure you aren't a reject from
>the
>> >mini - penii NG?
>>
>> Does anybody, anywhere, think you are smart or witty?
>>
>> miguel
>>
>> >"mike" <mjc@drizzle.net> wrote in message
>> >news:97o0sv8l5r60upsrglcaksl3kmlumpvfgd@4ax.com...
>> >> Shez paused to stomp his little piggy feet, then wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Shez, baby, if you're going to use that crap newsreader OE
>> >> at least you could quotefix for it. And use it.
>> >>
>> >> >mike writes
>> >> >>Shez stopped to think, then wrote as best he could:
>> >> >>>mike writes
>> >> >>>>Shez wrote:
>> >> >>>>>Piorokrat writes
>> >> >>>>>>Shez
>> >> >>>>>>> Piorokrat
>> >> >>>>>>> >Shez
>> >> >>>>>>> >>Uncle Davey
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >"Shez"
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> Hecate100writes
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >"Piorokrat" wrote
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> Shez
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > Piorokrat
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >"Shez"
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> Zsarnok writes
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> >How many have asked you to stay in ARW?
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> None, but he doesn't understand democracy, after
>all
>> >anyone who pushes
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> themselves into other peoples lives without an
>> >invitation or a by your
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> leave has little concept of privacy, democracy or
>> >even good manners
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >I am very sorry I didn't realise that Usenet groups
>> >required special
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >invitations by the in crowd before a new perspn
>could
>> >turn up.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >I'm sure everyone else here was invited with a
>little
>> >piece of parchment
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >with gold calligraphy on it.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >Uncle Davey, only I came wandering in without a
>> >by-your-leave, everyone else
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >was personally introduced and had references taken.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >*snort!*
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > Its not good manners to blunder into another user
>group
>> >and start
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > selling your used god products.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> I'm not selling, I'm giving it away.
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> But not me. God is giving away free salvation.
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >> Jesus paid, we get it free, by believing.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> >It's still spam. Not dissimilar to the "MAKE MILLIONS
>FOR
>> >FREE!" posts.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> The guy gives me the creeps, I keep seeing this dirty old
>> >man drooling
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> over a computer offering free sweets to kids.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> Saying "Come to Uncle Davey dears, come to Uncle Davey."
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >> Yuk...
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >Heh.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >How cheap can you get?
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> >> >That's the image you conjure up in me Davey, If you don't
>like
>> >it tough,
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> >I'm thirty nine, and very well satisfied with my wife, a
>twenty
>> >five year
>> >> >>>>>>> >old woman of outstanding beauty.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> >Only sexual inadequates need to be perverts, homosexuals and
>> >child
>> >> >>>>>>> >molestors.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> >Uncle Davey
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> Why is it always a woman of outstanding beauty, why cant it be
>a
>> >> >>>>>>> beautiful woman, Why is it important that your wife should be
>an
>> >> >>>>>>> outstanding beauty.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>I am just stating a fact.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> Isn't it more important that she should be loving,
>> >> >>>>>>> kind, and generous of mind and spirit,
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>It certainly is. And she is all those things as well.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> You have decided to name yourself an Uncle, and I have reacted
>by
>> >> >>>>>>> wondering why you need to add an avuncular title to your name.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>Because it's funny. People who know me find it funny.
>> >> >>>>>>That was the reaction it got when I first got it. People seemed
>to
>> >think it
>> >> >>>>>>suited me.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> Such things are usually only added to make use of a
>relationship
>> >that
>> >> >>>>>>> doesn't exist, and to give an image of jocularity, that also
>> >doesn't
>> >> >>>>>>> exist.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>Au contraire, I am highly jocular.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> Both useful if your trying to have a relationship with someone
>who
>> >is
>> >> >>>>>>> perhaps young and certainly not mature enough to understand why
>> >they
>> >> >>>>>>> should not see you, or accept you as their blood kin, in fact a
>> >real
>> >> >>>>>>> uncle.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>I don't talk to young people on Usenet. I don't consider this is
>any
>> >place
>> >> >>>>>>for children.
>> >> >>>>>>They should be doing their homework and not wasting time on such
>> >things as
>> >> >>>>>>this in the important years of their education.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>> An old family friend being called Uncle or Aunty out of respect
>is
>> >one
>> >> >>>>>>> thing a man coming onto a newsgroup who insists on calling
>himself
>> >Uncle
>> >> >>>>>>> Davey is quite another.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>I'm like an Agony Uncle. Think of it that way.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>If anybody hasn't got an Uncle, they may wish to accept me as
>their
>> >personal
>> >> >>>>>>uncle.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>But what I cannot be, is anyone's personal saviour. You need
>Christ
>> >for
>> >> >>>>>>that, that's what I'm saying.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>Uncle Davey
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>My visualisation of you is getting worse not better. I should
>leave
>> >well
>> >> >>>>>enough alone if I were you, your not improving your image at all.
>> >> >>>>>In fact if anything your making me feel your even more weird than
>I
>> >> >>>>>thought you were.
>> >> >>>>>If a person is born homosexual, then why do you believe you have
>the
>> >> >>>>>right to call them a sexual pervert. According to your religion,
>god
>> >> >>>>>made them that way, Why would he then ask you to abuse and attack
>> >them.
>> >> >>>>>Do you also attack people born with blue eyes, disabled, or
>mentally
>> >> >>>>>ill.
>> >> >>>>>You might as well, because it makes as much sense.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>>Your a hypocrite as well Davey.
>> >>
>> >> >>>>His punctuation, and in particular his use of apostrophes,
>> >> >>>>is top drawer, though, which is far more than I can say for
>> >> >>>>you.
>> >>
>> >> >>>Oh what have we here, my favourite beastie an English teacher, I
>> >usually
>> >> >>>eat them for lunch...
>> >>
>> >> >>Sentences end with one period. Eschew extraneous ellipses.
>> >>
>> >> >>>What's the matter miguel, feeling out of it, want some attention,
>need
>> >> >>>to be noticed.
>> >>
>> >> >>An interrogation ends with a question mark.
>> >>
>> >> >>Got it?
>> >>
>> >> >>GOOD.
>> >>
>> >> >>>Try banging your head against Uncle Davey, you might catch
>something,
>> >> >>>with a bit of luck it will be fatal.
>> >>
>> >> >>That seems rather like a run-on sentence, but maybe it's
>> >> >>just some kind of quaint english styling in which utterly
>> >> >>poor grammar tries to pass for erudition.
>> >>
>> >> > So If I call you an anal retentive, self abusing, prick with a small
>> >> >mind, and the manners of a pig, it would not come as to much of a
>> >> >suprise,
>> >> > Who else after all would want to go on to a news group and correct
>> >> >posts.
>> >> >That is the lowest of the low. Even the guys who clean out cess pits
>are
>> >> >higher than you.
>> >>
>> >> >So accept from me this school monitors badge, you will wear it at all
>> >> >times, so you can show to the world what a prick you are, and I am
>sure
>> >> >most of the posters here will be delighted to do to you, what they
>> >> >never got to do to school monitors back in their school days.
>> >>
>> >> >In other worlds make your life pure and utter hell......
>> >>
>> >> I can't imagine anything more hellish then having to read
>> >> your repeated butcherings of the queen's english. Notice
>> >> the correct use of an apostrophe there, Shirley.
>> >>
>> >> >Not that it could be much worse than it is at the moment, you have no
>> >> >friends, no one cares a dam about you, and no wonder,
>> >> >It might help if you got a sense of humour, and if possible you
>learned
>> >> >not to comment on other peoples posts as a school monitor.
>> >>
>> >> >Oh yes one more thing. Let me whisper in your shell like ear,
>> >>
>> >> >dsylexia...rules ko.
>> >>
>> >> That's clever.
>> >>
>> >> miguel
>> >
>>
>
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