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Yes. Now turn that question towards yourself and see what the response is.
Zsarnok
mike wrote:
> "Rhyanon" <rhyanon@pishoff.com> wrote:
>
>
>>EVEN better!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Are you sure you aren't a reject from the
>>mini - penii NG?
>
>
> Does anybody, anywhere, think you are smart or witty?
>
> miguel
>
>
>>"mike" <mjc@drizzle.net> wrote in message
>>news:97o0sv8l5r60upsrglcaksl3kmlumpvfgd@4ax.com...
>>
>>>Shez paused to stomp his little piggy feet, then wrote:
>>>
>>>Shez, baby, if you're going to use that crap newsreader OE
>>>at least you could quotefix for it. And use it.
>>>
>>>
>>>>mike writes
>>>>
>>>>>Shez stopped to think, then wrote as best he could:
>>>>>
>>>>>>mike writes
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Shez wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Piorokrat writes
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Shez
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Piorokrat
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Shez
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Uncle Davey
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Shez"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Hecate100writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Piorokrat" wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shez
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Piorokrat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Shez"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Zsarnok writes
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>How many have asked you to stay in ARW?
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>None, but he doesn't understand democracy, after all
>>
>>anyone who pushes
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>themselves into other peoples lives without an
>>
>>invitation or a by your
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>leave has little concept of privacy, democracy or
>>
>>even good manners
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I am very sorry I didn't realise that Usenet groups
>>
>>required special
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>invitations by the in crowd before a new perspn could
>>
>>turn up.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm sure everyone else here was invited with a little
>>
>>piece of parchment
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>with gold calligraphy on it.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Uncle Davey, only I came wandering in without a
>>
>>by-your-leave, everyone else
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>was personally introduced and had references taken.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*snort!*
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Its not good manners to blunder into another user group
>>
>>and start
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>selling your used god products.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm not selling, I'm giving it away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>But not me. God is giving away free salvation.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jesus paid, we get it free, by believing.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>It's still spam. Not dissimilar to the "MAKE MILLIONS FOR
>>
>>FREE!" posts.
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>The guy gives me the creeps, I keep seeing this dirty old
>>
>>man drooling
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>over a computer offering free sweets to kids.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Saying "Come to Uncle Davey dears, come to Uncle Davey."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Yuk...
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>Heh.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>How cheap can you get?
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>That's the image you conjure up in me Davey, If you don't like
>>
>>it tough,
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I'm thirty nine, and very well satisfied with my wife, a twenty
>>
>>five year
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>old woman of outstanding beauty.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Only sexual inadequates need to be perverts, homosexuals and
>>
>>child
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>molestors.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Uncle Davey
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Why is it always a woman of outstanding beauty, why cant it be a
>>>>>>>>>>beautiful woman, Why is it important that your wife should be an
>>>>>>>>>>outstanding beauty.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>I am just stating a fact.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Isn't it more important that she should be loving,
>>>>>>>>>>kind, and generous of mind and spirit,
>>>
>>>>>>>>>It certainly is. And she is all those things as well.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>> You have decided to name yourself an Uncle, and I have reacted by
>>>>>>>>>>wondering why you need to add an avuncular title to your name.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>Because it's funny. People who know me find it funny.
>>>>>>>>>That was the reaction it got when I first got it. People seemed to
>>
>>think it
>>
>>>>>>>>>suited me.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Such things are usually only added to make use of a relationship
>>
>>that
>>
>>>>>>>>>>doesn't exist, and to give an image of jocularity, that also
>>
>>doesn't
>>
>>>>>>>>>>exist.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>Au contraire, I am highly jocular.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Both useful if your trying to have a relationship with someone who
>>
>>is
>>
>>>>>>>>>>perhaps young and certainly not mature enough to understand why
>>
>>they
>>
>>>>>>>>>>should not see you, or accept you as their blood kin, in fact a
>>
>>real
>>
>>>>>>>>>>uncle.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>I don't talk to young people on Usenet. I don't consider this is any
>>
>>place
>>
>>>>>>>>>for children.
>>>>>>>>>They should be doing their homework and not wasting time on such
>>
>>things as
>>
>>>>>>>>>this in the important years of their education.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>>An old family friend being called Uncle or Aunty out of respect is
>>
>>one
>>
>>>>>>>>>>thing a man coming onto a newsgroup who insists on calling himself
>>
>>Uncle
>>
>>>>>>>>>>Davey is quite another.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>I'm like an Agony Uncle. Think of it that way.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>If anybody hasn't got an Uncle, they may wish to accept me as their
>>
>>personal
>>
>>>>>>>>>uncle.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>But what I cannot be, is anyone's personal saviour. You need Christ
>>
>>for
>>
>>>>>>>>>that, that's what I'm saying.
>>>
>>>>>>>>>Uncle Davey
>>>
>>>>>>>>My visualisation of you is getting worse not better. I should leave
>>
>>well
>>
>>>>>>>>enough alone if I were you, your not improving your image at all.
>>>>>>>>In fact if anything your making me feel your even more weird than I
>>>>>>>>thought you were.
>>>>>>>>If a person is born homosexual, then why do you believe you have the
>>>>>>>>right to call them a sexual pervert. According to your religion, god
>>>>>>>>made them that way, Why would he then ask you to abuse and attack
>>
>>them.
>>
>>>>>>>>Do you also attack people born with blue eyes, disabled, or mentally
>>>>>>>>ill.
>>>>>>>>You might as well, because it makes as much sense.
>>>
>>>>>>>>Your a hypocrite as well Davey.
>>>
>>>>>>>His punctuation, and in particular his use of apostrophes,
>>>>>>>is top drawer, though, which is far more than I can say for
>>>>>>>you.
>>>
>>>>>>Oh what have we here, my favourite beastie an English teacher, I
>>
>>usually
>>
>>>>>>eat them for lunch...
>>>
>>>>>Sentences end with one period. Eschew extraneous ellipses.
>>>
>>>>>>What's the matter miguel, feeling out of it, want some attention, need
>>>>>>to be noticed.
>>>
>>>>>An interrogation ends with a question mark.
>>>
>>>>>Got it?
>>>
>>>>>GOOD.
>>>
>>>>>>Try banging your head against Uncle Davey, you might catch something,
>>>>>>with a bit of luck it will be fatal.
>>>
>>>>>That seems rather like a run-on sentence, but maybe it's
>>>>>just some kind of quaint english styling in which utterly
>>>>>poor grammar tries to pass for erudition.
>>>
>>>>So If I call you an anal retentive, self abusing, prick with a small
>>>>mind, and the manners of a pig, it would not come as to much of a
>>>>suprise,
>>>>Who else after all would want to go on to a news group and correct
>>>>posts.
>>>>That is the lowest of the low. Even the guys who clean out cess pits are
>>>>higher than you.
>>>
>>>>So accept from me this school monitors badge, you will wear it at all
>>>>times, so you can show to the world what a prick you are, and I am sure
>>>>most of the posters here will be delighted to do to you, what they
>>>>never got to do to school monitors back in their school days.
>>>
>>>>In other worlds make your life pure and utter hell......
>>>
>>>I can't imagine anything more hellish then having to read
>>>your repeated butcherings of the queen's english. Notice
>>>the correct use of an apostrophe there, Shirley.
>>>
>>>
>>>>Not that it could be much worse than it is at the moment, you have no
>>>>friends, no one cares a dam about you, and no wonder,
>>>>It might help if you got a sense of humour, and if possible you learned
>>>>not to comment on other peoples posts as a school monitor.
>>>
>>>>Oh yes one more thing. Let me whisper in your shell like ear,
>>>
>>>>dsylexia...rules ko.
>>>
>>>That's clever.
>>>
>>>miguel
>>
>
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