Give you a bucket of coal to eat and you'd be a diamond mine.
Zsarnok
mike wrote:
> Shez paused to stomp his little piggy feet, then wrote:
>
> Shez, baby, if you're going to use that crap newsreader OE
> at least you could quotefix for it. And use it.
>
>
>>mike writes
>>
>>>Shez stopped to think, then wrote as best he could:
>>>
>>>>mike writes
>>>>
>>>>>Shez wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>Piorokrat writes
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Shez
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Piorokrat
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Shez
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Uncle Davey
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>"Shez"
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Hecate100writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Piorokrat" wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Shez
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Piorokrat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"Shez"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Zsarnok writes
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>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>How many have asked you to stay in ARW?
>
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>None, but he doesn't understand democracy, after all anyone who pushes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>themselves into other peoples lives without an invitation or a by your
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>leave has little concept of privacy, democracy or even good manners
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>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I am very sorry I didn't realise that Usenet groups required special
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>invitations by the in crowd before a new perspn could turn up.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm sure everyone else here was invited with a little piece of parchment
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>with gold calligraphy on it.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Uncle Davey, only I came wandering in without a by-your-leave, everyone else
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>was personally introduced and had references taken.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*snort!*
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Its not good manners to blunder into another user group and start
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>selling your used god products.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm not selling, I'm giving it away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>But not me. God is giving away free salvation.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jesus paid, we get it free, by believing.
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>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>It's still spam. Not dissimilar to the "MAKE MILLIONS FOR FREE!" posts.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>The guy gives me the creeps, I keep seeing this dirty old man drooling
>>>>>>>>>>>>over a computer offering free sweets to kids.
>
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Saying "Come to Uncle Davey dears, come to Uncle Davey."
>>>>>>>>>>>>Yuk...
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>>>>>>>>>>>Heh.
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>>>>>>>>>>>How cheap can you get?
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>>>>>>>>>>>That's the image you conjure up in me Davey, If you don't like it tough,
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>>>>>>>>>I'm thirty nine, and very well satisfied with my wife, a twenty five year
>>>>>>>>>old woman of outstanding beauty.
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>>>>>>>>>Only sexual inadequates need to be perverts, homosexuals and child
>>>>>>>>>molestors.
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>
>>>>>>>>>Uncle Davey
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>>>>>>>>Why is it always a woman of outstanding beauty, why cant it be a
>>>>>>>>beautiful woman, Why is it important that your wife should be an
>>>>>>>>outstanding beauty.
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>>>>>>>I am just stating a fact.
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>>>>>>>>Isn't it more important that she should be loving,
>>>>>>>>kind, and generous of mind and spirit,
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>>>>>>>It certainly is. And she is all those things as well.
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>>>>>>>> You have decided to name yourself an Uncle, and I have reacted by
>>>>>>>>wondering why you need to add an avuncular title to your name.
>
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>>>>>>>Because it's funny. People who know me find it funny.
>>>>>>>That was the reaction it got when I first got it. People seemed to think it
>>>>>>>suited me.
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>
>>>>>>>>Such things are usually only added to make use of a relationship that
>>>>>>>>doesn't exist, and to give an image of jocularity, that also doesn't
>>>>>>>>exist.
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>>>>>>>Au contraire, I am highly jocular.
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>>>>>>>>Both useful if your trying to have a relationship with someone who is
>>>>>>>>perhaps young and certainly not mature enough to understand why they
>>>>>>>>should not see you, or accept you as their blood kin, in fact a real
>>>>>>>>uncle.
>
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>>>>>>>I don't talk to young people on Usenet. I don't consider this is any place
>>>>>>>for children.
>>>>>>>They should be doing their homework and not wasting time on such things as
>>>>>>>this in the important years of their education.
>
>
>>>>>>>>An old family friend being called Uncle or Aunty out of respect is one
>>>>>>>>thing a man coming onto a newsgroup who insists on calling himself Uncle
>>>>>>>>Davey is quite another.
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>>>>>>>I'm like an Agony Uncle. Think of it that way.
>
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>>>>>>>If anybody hasn't got an Uncle, they may wish to accept me as their personal
>>>>>>>uncle.
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>>>>>>>But what I cannot be, is anyone's personal saviour. You need Christ for
>>>>>>>that, that's what I'm saying.
>
>
>>>>>>>Uncle Davey
>
>
>>>>>>My visualisation of you is getting worse not better. I should leave well
>>>>>>enough alone if I were you, your not improving your image at all.
>>>>>>In fact if anything your making me feel your even more weird than I
>>>>>>thought you were.
>>>>>>If a person is born homosexual, then why do you believe you have the
>>>>>>right to call them a sexual pervert. According to your religion, god
>>>>>>made them that way, Why would he then ask you to abuse and attack them.
>>>>>>Do you also attack people born with blue eyes, disabled, or mentally
>>>>>>ill.
>>>>>>You might as well, because it makes as much sense.
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>
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>>>>>>Your a hypocrite as well Davey.
>
>
>>>>>His punctuation, and in particular his use of apostrophes,
>>>>>is top drawer, though, which is far more than I can say for
>>>>>you.
>
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>>>>Oh what have we here, my favourite beastie an English teacher, I usually
>>>>eat them for lunch...
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>>>Sentences end with one period. Eschew extraneous ellipses.
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>
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>>>>What's the matter miguel, feeling out of it, want some attention, need
>>>>to be noticed.
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>>>An interrogation ends with a question mark.
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>
>>>Got it?
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>>>GOOD.
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>
>
>>>>Try banging your head against Uncle Davey, you might catch something,
>>>>with a bit of luck it will be fatal.
>
>
>>>That seems rather like a run-on sentence, but maybe it's
>>>just some kind of quaint english styling in which utterly
>>>poor grammar tries to pass for erudition.
>
>
>>So If I call you an anal retentive, self abusing, prick with a small
>>mind, and the manners of a pig, it would not come as to much of a
>>suprise,
>>Who else after all would want to go on to a news group and correct
>>posts.
>>That is the lowest of the low. Even the guys who clean out cess pits are
>>higher than you.
>
>
>>So accept from me this school monitors badge, you will wear it at all
>>times, so you can show to the world what a prick you are, and I am sure
>>most of the posters here will be delighted to do to you, what they
>>never got to do to school monitors back in their school days.
>
>
>>In other worlds make your life pure and utter hell......
>
>
> I can't imagine anything more hellish then having to read
> your repeated butcherings of the queen's english. Notice
> the correct use of an apostrophe there, Shirley.
>
>
>>Not that it could be much worse than it is at the moment, you have no
>>friends, no one cares a dam about you, and no wonder,
>>It might help if you got a sense of humour, and if possible you learned
>>not to comment on other peoples posts as a school monitor.
>
>
>>Oh yes one more thing. Let me whisper in your shell like ear,
>
>
>>dsylexia...rules ko.
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>
> That's clever.
>
> miguel
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