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Subject: Re: SCHOOL MONITOR MIGUEL/ DESCENDS ON ALT WICCA TO TAKE OUR WRITING
SKILLS IN ORDER.
Date: 24 Nov 2003 01:38:21 GMT
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In <d4c2svscg9qu9qi4iudf9k293bgje6jj3v@4ax.com> mike wrote:
> "Rhyanon" <rhyanon@pishoff.com> wrote:
>
>>EVEN better!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Are you sure you aren't a reject
>>from the mini - penii NG?
>
> Does anybody, anywhere, think you are smart or witty?
>
> miguel
>
Yes, actually. We're also under the impression that you are a priggish
twit.
Nevermore
>>"mike" <mjc@drizzle.net> wrote in message
>>news:97o0sv8l5r60upsrglcaksl3kmlumpvfgd@4ax.com...
>>> Shez paused to stomp his little piggy feet, then wrote:
>>>
>>> Shez, baby, if you're going to use that crap newsreader OE
>>> at least you could quotefix for it. And use it.
>>>
>>> >mike writes
>>> >>Shez stopped to think, then wrote as best he could:
>>> >>>mike writes
>>> >>>>Shez wrote:
>>> >>>>>Piorokrat writes
>>> >>>>>>Shez
>>> >>>>>>> Piorokrat
>>> >>>>>>> >Shez
>>> >>>>>>> >>Uncle Davey
>>> >>>>>>> >> >"Shez"
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> Hecate100writes
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >"Piorokrat" wrote
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> Shez
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > Piorokrat
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >"Shez"
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> Zsarnok writes
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> >How many have asked you to stay in ARW?
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> None, but he doesn't understand democracy,
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> after all
>>anyone who pushes
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> themselves into other peoples lives without an
>>invitation or a by your
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> leave has little concept of privacy, democracy
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> or
>>even good manners
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >I am very sorry I didn't realise that Usenet
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >groups
>>required special
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >invitations by the in crowd before a new perspn
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >could
>>turn up.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >I'm sure everyone else here was invited with a
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >little
>>piece of parchment
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >with gold calligraphy on it.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >Uncle Davey, only I came wandering in without a
>>by-your-leave, everyone else
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >was personally introduced and had references
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >taken.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > >*snort!*
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > Its not good manners to blunder into another user
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > group
>>and start
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> > selling your used god products.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> I'm not selling, I'm giving it away.
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> But not me. God is giving away free salvation.
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >> Jesus paid, we get it free, by believing.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >It's still spam. Not dissimilar to the "MAKE
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> >MILLIONS FOR
>>FREE!" posts.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> The guy gives me the creeps, I keep seeing this dirty
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> old
>>man drooling
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> over a computer offering free sweets to kids.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> Saying "Come to Uncle Davey dears, come to Uncle Davey.
>>> >>>>>>> >> >> " Yuk...
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >> >Heh.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >> >How cheap can you get?
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >> >That's the image you conjure up in me Davey, If you
>>> >>>>>>> >> >don't like
>>it tough,
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >I'm thirty nine, and very well satisfied with my wife, a
>>> >>>>>>> >twenty
>>five year
>>> >>>>>>> >old woman of outstanding beauty.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >Only sexual inadequates need to be perverts, homosexuals
>>> >>>>>>> >and
>>child
>>> >>>>>>> >molestors.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> >Uncle Davey
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> Why is it always a woman of outstanding beauty, why cant it
>>> >>>>>>> be a beautiful woman, Why is it important that your wife
>>> >>>>>>> should be an outstanding beauty.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>I am just stating a fact.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> Isn't it more important that she should be loving,
>>> >>>>>>> kind, and generous of mind and spirit,
>>>
>>> >>>>>>It certainly is. And she is all those things as well.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> You have decided to name yourself an Uncle, and I have
>>> >>>>>>> reacted by
>>> >>>>>>> wondering why you need to add an avuncular title to your
>>> >>>>>>> name.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>Because it's funny. People who know me find it funny.
>>> >>>>>>That was the reaction it got when I first got it. People
>>> >>>>>>seemed to
>>think it
>>> >>>>>>suited me.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> Such things are usually only added to make use of a
>>> >>>>>>> relationship
>>that
>>> >>>>>>> doesn't exist, and to give an image of jocularity, that also
>>doesn't
>>> >>>>>>> exist.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>Au contraire, I am highly jocular.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> Both useful if your trying to have a relationship with
>>> >>>>>>> someone who
>>is
>>> >>>>>>> perhaps young and certainly not mature enough to understand
>>> >>>>>>> why
>>they
>>> >>>>>>> should not see you, or accept you as their blood kin, in
>>> >>>>>>> fact a
>>real
>>> >>>>>>> uncle.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>I don't talk to young people on Usenet. I don't consider this
>>> >>>>>>is any
>>place
>>> >>>>>>for children.
>>> >>>>>>They should be doing their homework and not wasting time on
>>> >>>>>>such
>>things as
>>> >>>>>>this in the important years of their education.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>> An old family friend being called Uncle or Aunty out of
>>> >>>>>>> respect is
>>one
>>> >>>>>>> thing a man coming onto a newsgroup who insists on calling
>>> >>>>>>> himself
>>Uncle
>>> >>>>>>> Davey is quite another.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>I'm like an Agony Uncle. Think of it that way.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>If anybody hasn't got an Uncle, they may wish to accept me as
>>> >>>>>>their
>>personal
>>> >>>>>>uncle.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>But what I cannot be, is anyone's personal saviour. You need
>>> >>>>>>Christ
>>for
>>> >>>>>>that, that's what I'm saying.
>>>
>>> >>>>>>Uncle Davey
>>>
>>> >>>>>My visualisation of you is getting worse not better. I should
>>> >>>>>leave
>>well
>>> >>>>>enough alone if I were you, your not improving your image at
>>> >>>>>all. In fact if anything your making me feel your even more
>>> >>>>>weird than I thought you were. If a person is born homosexual,
>>> >>>>>then why do you believe you have the right to call them a
>>> >>>>>sexual pervert. According to your religion, god made them that
>>> >>>>>way, Why would he then ask you to abuse and attack
>>them.
>>> >>>>>Do you also attack people born with blue eyes, disabled, or
>>> >>>>>mentally ill. You might as well, because it makes as much sense.
>>>
>>> >>>>>Your a hypocrite as well Davey.
>>>
>>> >>>>His punctuation, and in particular his use of apostrophes,
>>> >>>>is top drawer, though, which is far more than I can say for
>>> >>>>you.
>>>
>>> >>>Oh what have we here, my favourite beastie an English teacher, I
>>usually
>>> >>>eat them for lunch...
>>>
>>> >>Sentences end with one period. Eschew extraneous ellipses.
>>>
>>> >>>What's the matter miguel, feeling out of it, want some attention,
>>> >>>need to be noticed.
>>>
>>> >>An interrogation ends with a question mark.
>>>
>>> >>Got it?
>>>
>>> >>GOOD.
>>>
>>> >>>Try banging your head against Uncle Davey, you might catch
>>> >>>something, with a bit of luck it will be fatal.
>>>
>>> >>That seems rather like a run-on sentence, but maybe it's
>>> >>just some kind of quaint english styling in which utterly
>>> >>poor grammar tries to pass for erudition.
>>>
>>> > So If I call you an anal retentive, self abusing, prick with a
>>> > small
>>> >mind, and the manners of a pig, it would not come as to much of a
>>> >suprise,
>>> > Who else after all would want to go on to a news group and correct
>>> >posts.
>>> >That is the lowest of the low. Even the guys who clean out cess
>>> >pits are higher than you.
>>>
>>> >So accept from me this school monitors badge, you will wear it at
>>> >all times, so you can show to the world what a prick you are, and I
>>> >am sure most of the posters here will be delighted to do to you,
>>> >what they never got to do to school monitors back in their school
>>> >days.
>>>
>>> >In other worlds make your life pure and utter hell......
>>>
>>> I can't imagine anything more hellish then having to read
>>> your repeated butcherings of the queen's english. Notice
>>> the correct use of an apostrophe there, Shirley.
>>>
>>> >Not that it could be much worse than it is at the moment, you have
>>> >no friends, no one cares a dam about you, and no wonder, It might
>>> >help if you got a sense of humour, and if possible you learned not
>>> >to comment on other peoples posts as a school monitor.
>>>
>>> >Oh yes one more thing. Let me whisper in your shell like ear,
>>>
>>> >dsylexia...rules ko.
>>>
>>> That's clever.
>>>
>>> miguel
>>
>
>
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