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Subject: Re: SCHOOL MONITOR MIGUEL/ DESCENDS ON ALT WICCA TO TAKE OUR WRITING SKILLS IN ORDER.
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mike wrote:
> Shez paused to stomp his little piggy feet, then wrote:
>
> Shez, baby, if you're going to use that crap newsreader OE
> at least you could quotefix for it. And use it.
>
>> mike writes
>>> Shez stopped to think, then wrote as best he could:
>>>> mike writes
>>>>> Shez wrote:
>>>>>> Piorokrat writes
>>>>>>> Shez
>>>>>>>> Piorokrat
>>>>>>>>> Shez
>>>>>>>>>> Uncle Davey
>>>>>>>>>>> "Shez"
>>>>>>>>>>>> Hecate100writes
>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Piorokrat" wrote
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shez
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Piorokrat
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Shez"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Zsarnok writes
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> How many have asked you to stay in ARW?
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> None, but he doesn't understand democracy, after all
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> anyone who pushes themselves into other peoples
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lives without an invitation or a by your leave has
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> little concept of privacy, democracy or even good
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> manners
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am very sorry I didn't realise that Usenet groups
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> required special invitations by the in crowd before a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> new perspn could turn up.
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm sure everyone else here was invited with a little
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> piece of parchment with gold calligraphy on it.
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Uncle Davey, only I came wandering in without a
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> by-your-leave, everyone else was personally introduced
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and had references taken.
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> *snort!*
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Its not good manners to blunder into another user group
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> and start selling your used god products.
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm not selling, I'm giving it away.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> But not me. God is giving away free salvation.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Jesus paid, we get it free, by believing.
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's still spam. Not dissimilar to the "MAKE MILLIONS
>>>>>>>>>>>>> FOR FREE!" posts.
>
>>>>>>>>>>>> The guy gives me the creeps, I keep seeing this dirty old
>>>>>>>>>>>> man drooling over a computer offering free sweets to kids.
>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Saying "Come to Uncle Davey dears, come to Uncle Davey."
>>>>>>>>>>>> Yuk...
>
>>>>>>>>>>> Heh.
>
>>>>>>>>>>> How cheap can you get?
>
>>>>>>>>>>> That's the image you conjure up in me Davey, If you don't
>>>>>>>>>>> like it tough,
>
>>>>>>>>> I'm thirty nine, and very well satisfied with my wife, a
>>>>>>>>> twenty five year old woman of outstanding beauty.
>
>>>>>>>>> Only sexual inadequates need to be perverts, homosexuals and
>>>>>>>>> child molestors.
>
>>>>>>>>> Uncle Davey
>
>>>>>>>> Why is it always a woman of outstanding beauty, why cant it be
>>>>>>>> a beautiful woman, Why is it important that your wife should
>>>>>>>> be an outstanding beauty.
>
>>>>>>> I am just stating a fact.
>
>>>>>>>> Isn't it more important that she should be loving,
>>>>>>>> kind, and generous of mind and spirit,
>
>>>>>>> It certainly is. And she is all those things as well.
>
>>>>>>>> You have decided to name yourself an Uncle, and I have
>>>>>>>> reacted by wondering why you need to add an avuncular title to
>>>>>>>> your name.
>
>>>>>>> Because it's funny. People who know me find it funny.
>>>>>>> That was the reaction it got when I first got it. People seemed
>>>>>>> to think it suited me.
>
>>>>>>>> Such things are usually only added to make use of a
>>>>>>>> relationship that doesn't exist, and to give an image of
>>>>>>>> jocularity, that also doesn't exist.
>
>>>>>>> Au contraire, I am highly jocular.
>
>>>>>>>> Both useful if your trying to have a relationship with someone
>>>>>>>> who is perhaps young and certainly not mature enough to
>>>>>>>> understand why they should not see you, or accept you as their
>>>>>>>> blood kin, in fact a real uncle.
>
>>>>>>> I don't talk to young people on Usenet. I don't consider this
>>>>>>> is any place for children.
>>>>>>> They should be doing their homework and not wasting time on
>>>>>>> such things as this in the important years of their education.
>
>>>>>>>> An old family friend being called Uncle or Aunty out of
>>>>>>>> respect is one thing a man coming onto a newsgroup who insists
>>>>>>>> on calling himself Uncle Davey is quite another.
>
>>>>>>> I'm like an Agony Uncle. Think of it that way.
>
>>>>>>> If anybody hasn't got an Uncle, they may wish to accept me as
>>>>>>> their personal uncle.
>
>>>>>>> But what I cannot be, is anyone's personal saviour. You need
>>>>>>> Christ for that, that's what I'm saying.
>
>>>>>>> Uncle Davey
>
>>>>>> My visualisation of you is getting worse not better. I should
>>>>>> leave well enough alone if I were you, your not improving your
>>>>>> image at all.
>>>>>> In fact if anything your making me feel your even more weird
>>>>>> than I thought you were.
>>>>>> If a person is born homosexual, then why do you believe you have
>>>>>> the right to call them a sexual pervert. According to your
>>>>>> religion, god made them that way, Why would he then ask you to
>>>>>> abuse and attack them. Do you also attack people born with blue
>>>>>> eyes, disabled, or mentally ill.
>>>>>> You might as well, because it makes as much sense.
>
>>>>>> Your a hypocrite as well Davey.
>
>>>>> His punctuation, and in particular his use of apostrophes,
>>>>> is top drawer, though, which is far more than I can say for
>>>>> you.
>
>>>> Oh what have we here, my favourite beastie an English teacher, I
>>>> usually eat them for lunch...
>
>>> Sentences end with one period. Eschew extraneous ellipses.
>
>>>> What's the matter miguel, feeling out of it, want some attention,
>>>> need to be noticed.
>
>>> An interrogation ends with a question mark.
>
>>> Got it?
>
>>> GOOD.
>
>>>> Try banging your head against Uncle Davey, you might catch
>>>> something, with a bit of luck it will be fatal.
>
>>> That seems rather like a run-on sentence, but maybe it's
>>> just some kind of quaint english styling in which utterly
>>> poor grammar tries to pass for erudition.
>
>> So If I call you an anal retentive, self abusing, prick with a small
>> mind, and the manners of a pig, it would not come as to much of a
>> suprise,
>> Who else after all would want to go on to a news group and correct
>> posts.
>> That is the lowest of the low. Even the guys who clean out cess pits
>> are higher than you.
>
>> So accept from me this school monitors badge, you will wear it at all
>> times, so you can show to the world what a prick you are, and I am
>> sure most of the posters here will be delighted to do to you, what
>> they never got to do to school monitors back in their school days.
>
>> In other worlds make your life pure and utter hell......
>
> I can't imagine anything more hellish then having to read
> your repeated butcherings of the queen's english. Notice
> the correct use of an apostrophe there, Shirley.
>
>> Not that it could be much worse than it is at the moment, you have no
>> friends, no one cares a dam about you, and no wonder,
>> It might help if you got a sense of humour, and if possible you
>> learned not to comment on other peoples posts as a school monitor.
>
>> Oh yes one more thing. Let me whisper in your shell like ear,
>
>> dsylexia...rules ko.
>
> That's clever.
>
> miguel
Hey, shouldn't that be: the Queen's English?
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