Shez paused to stomp his little piggy feet, then wrote:
Shez, baby, if you're going to use that crap newsreader OE
at least you could quotefix for it. And use it.
>mike writes
>>Shez stopped to think, then wrote as best he could:
>>>mike writes
>>>>Shez wrote:
>>>>>Piorokrat writes
>>>>>>Shez
>>>>>>> Piorokrat
>>>>>>> >Shez
>>>>>>> >>Uncle Davey
>>>>>>> >> >"Shez"
>>>>>>> >> >> Hecate100writes
>>>>>>> >> >> >"Piorokrat" wrote
>>>>>>> >> >> >> Shez
>>>>>>> >> >> >> > Piorokrat
>>>>>>> >> >> >> > >"Shez"
>>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> Zsarnok writes
>>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> >How many have asked you to stay in ARW?
>>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> None, but he doesn't understand democracy, after all anyone who pushes
>>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> themselves into other peoples lives without an invitation or a by your
>>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> leave has little concept of privacy, democracy or even good manners
>>>>>>> >> >> >> > >I am very sorry I didn't realise that Usenet groups required special
>>>>>>> >> >> >> > >invitations by the in crowd before a new perspn could turn up.
>>>>>>> >> >> >> > >I'm sure everyone else here was invited with a little piece of parchment
>>>>>>> >> >> >> > >with gold calligraphy on it.
>>>>>>> >> >> >> > >Uncle Davey, only I came wandering in without a by-your-leave, everyone else
>>>>>>> >> >> >> > >was personally introduced and had references taken.
>>>>>>> >> >> >> > >*snort!*
>>>>>>> >> >> >> > Its not good manners to blunder into another user group and start
>>>>>>> >> >> >> > selling your used god products.
>>>>>>> >> >> >> I'm not selling, I'm giving it away.
>>>>>>> >> >> >> But not me. God is giving away free salvation.
>>>>>>> >> >> >> Jesus paid, we get it free, by believing.
>>>>>>> >> >> >It's still spam. Not dissimilar to the "MAKE MILLIONS FOR FREE!" posts.
>>>>>>> >> >> The guy gives me the creeps, I keep seeing this dirty old man drooling
>>>>>>> >> >> over a computer offering free sweets to kids.
>>>>>>> >> >> Saying "Come to Uncle Davey dears, come to Uncle Davey."
>>>>>>> >> >> Yuk...
>>>>>>> >> >Heh.
>>>>>>> >> >How cheap can you get?
>>>>>>> >> >That's the image you conjure up in me Davey, If you don't like it tough,
>>>>>>> >I'm thirty nine, and very well satisfied with my wife, a twenty five year
>>>>>>> >old woman of outstanding beauty.
>>>>>>> >Only sexual inadequates need to be perverts, homosexuals and child
>>>>>>> >molestors.
>>>>>>> >Uncle Davey
>>>>>>> Why is it always a woman of outstanding beauty, why cant it be a
>>>>>>> beautiful woman, Why is it important that your wife should be an
>>>>>>> outstanding beauty.
>>>>>>I am just stating a fact.
>>>>>>> Isn't it more important that she should be loving,
>>>>>>> kind, and generous of mind and spirit,
>>>>>>It certainly is. And she is all those things as well.
>>>>>>> You have decided to name yourself an Uncle, and I have reacted by
>>>>>>> wondering why you need to add an avuncular title to your name.
>>>>>>Because it's funny. People who know me find it funny.
>>>>>>That was the reaction it got when I first got it. People seemed to think it
>>>>>>suited me.
>>>>>>> Such things are usually only added to make use of a relationship that
>>>>>>> doesn't exist, and to give an image of jocularity, that also doesn't
>>>>>>> exist.
>>>>>>Au contraire, I am highly jocular.
>>>>>>> Both useful if your trying to have a relationship with someone who is
>>>>>>> perhaps young and certainly not mature enough to understand why they
>>>>>>> should not see you, or accept you as their blood kin, in fact a real
>>>>>>> uncle.
>>>>>>I don't talk to young people on Usenet. I don't consider this is any place
>>>>>>for children.
>>>>>>They should be doing their homework and not wasting time on such things as
>>>>>>this in the important years of their education.
>>>>>>> An old family friend being called Uncle or Aunty out of respect is one
>>>>>>> thing a man coming onto a newsgroup who insists on calling himself Uncle
>>>>>>> Davey is quite another.
>>>>>>I'm like an Agony Uncle. Think of it that way.
>>>>>>If anybody hasn't got an Uncle, they may wish to accept me as their personal
>>>>>>uncle.
>>>>>>But what I cannot be, is anyone's personal saviour. You need Christ for
>>>>>>that, that's what I'm saying.
>>>>>>Uncle Davey
>>>>>My visualisation of you is getting worse not better. I should leave well
>>>>>enough alone if I were you, your not improving your image at all.
>>>>>In fact if anything your making me feel your even more weird than I
>>>>>thought you were.
>>>>>If a person is born homosexual, then why do you believe you have the
>>>>>right to call them a sexual pervert. According to your religion, god
>>>>>made them that way, Why would he then ask you to abuse and attack them.
>>>>>Do you also attack people born with blue eyes, disabled, or mentally
>>>>>ill.
>>>>>You might as well, because it makes as much sense.
>>>>>Your a hypocrite as well Davey.
>>>>His punctuation, and in particular his use of apostrophes,
>>>>is top drawer, though, which is far more than I can say for
>>>>you.
>>>Oh what have we here, my favourite beastie an English teacher, I usually
>>>eat them for lunch...
>>Sentences end with one period. Eschew extraneous ellipses.
>>>What's the matter miguel, feeling out of it, want some attention, need
>>>to be noticed.
>>An interrogation ends with a question mark.
>>Got it?
>>GOOD.
>>>Try banging your head against Uncle Davey, you might catch something,
>>>with a bit of luck it will be fatal.
>>That seems rather like a run-on sentence, but maybe it's
>>just some kind of quaint english styling in which utterly
>>poor grammar tries to pass for erudition.
> So If I call you an anal retentive, self abusing, prick with a small
>mind, and the manners of a pig, it would not come as to much of a
>suprise,
> Who else after all would want to go on to a news group and correct
>posts.
>That is the lowest of the low. Even the guys who clean out cess pits are
>higher than you.
>So accept from me this school monitors badge, you will wear it at all
>times, so you can show to the world what a prick you are, and I am sure
>most of the posters here will be delighted to do to you, what they
>never got to do to school monitors back in their school days.
>In other worlds make your life pure and utter hell......
I can't imagine anything more hellish then having to read
your repeated butcherings of the queen's english. Notice
the correct use of an apostrophe there, Shirley.
>Not that it could be much worse than it is at the moment, you have no
>friends, no one cares a dam about you, and no wonder,
>It might help if you got a sense of humour, and if possible you learned
>not to comment on other peoples posts as a school monitor.
>Oh yes one more thing. Let me whisper in your shell like ear,
>dsylexia...rules ko.
That's clever.
miguel
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