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From: Shez <shez@oldcity.f2s.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.uncle-davey
Subject: SCHOOL MONITOR MIGUEL/ DESCENDS ON ALT WICCA TO TAKE OUR WRITING SKILLS IN ORDER.
Date: Sun, 23 Nov 2003 03:28:22 +0000
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In article <k670svk45em58609as7l03p7jo7pjm2q1j@4ax.com>, mike
<mjc@drizzle.net> writes
>Shez stopped to think, then wrote as best he could:
>>mike writes
>>>Shez wrote:
>>>>Piorokrat writes
>>>>>Shez
>>>>>> Piorokrat
>>>>>> >Shez
>>>>>> >>Uncle Davey
>>>>>> >> >"Shez"
>>>>>> >> >> Hecate100writes
>>>>>> >> >> >"Piorokrat" wrote
>>>>>> >> >> >> Shez
>>>>>> >> >> >> > Piorokrat
>>>>>> >> >> >> > >"Shez"
>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> Zsarnok writes
>
>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> >How many have asked you to stay in ARW?
>
>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> None, but he doesn't understand democracy, after all anyone
>who pushes
>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> themselves into other peoples lives without an invitation or
>a by your
>>>>>> >> >> >> > >> leave has little concept of privacy, democracy or even good
>manners
>
>>>>>> >> >> >> > >I am very sorry I didn't realise that Usenet groups required
>special
>>>>>> >> >> >> > >invitations by the in crowd before a new perspn could turn up.
>
>>>>>> >> >> >> > >I'm sure everyone else here was invited with a little piece of
>parchment
>>>>>> >> >> >> > >with gold calligraphy on it.
>
>>>>>> >> >> >> > >Uncle Davey, only I came wandering in without a by-your-leave,
>everyone else
>>>>>> >> >> >> > >was personally introduced and had references taken.
>
>>>>>> >> >> >> > >*snort!*
>
>>>>>> >> >> >> > Its not good manners to blunder into another user group and
>start
>>>>>> >> >> >> > selling your used god products.
>
>>>>>> >> >> >> I'm not selling, I'm giving it away.
>>>>>> >> >> >> But not me. God is giving away free salvation.
>>>>>> >> >> >> Jesus paid, we get it free, by believing.
>
>>>>>> >> >> >It's still spam. Not dissimilar to the "MAKE MILLIONS FOR FREE!"
>posts.
>
>>>>>> >> >> The guy gives me the creeps, I keep seeing this dirty old man
>drooling
>>>>>> >> >> over a computer offering free sweets to kids.
>
>>>>>> >> >> Saying "Come to Uncle Davey dears, come to Uncle Davey."
>
>>>>>> >> >> Yuk...
>
>>>>>> >> >Heh.
>
>>>>>> >> >How cheap can you get?
>
>>>>>> >> >That's the image you conjure up in me Davey, If you don't like it
>>>>>> >> tough,
>
>>>>>> >I'm thirty nine, and very well satisfied with my wife, a twenty five year
>>>>>> >old woman of outstanding beauty.
>
>>>>>> >Only sexual inadequates need to be perverts, homosexuals and child
>>>>>> >molestors.
>
>>>>>> >Uncle Davey
>
>>>>>> Why is it always a woman of outstanding beauty, why cant it be a
>>>>>> beautiful woman, Why is it important that your wife should be an
>>>>>> outstanding beauty.
>
>>>>>I am just stating a fact.
>
>>>>>> Isn't it more important that she should be loving,
>>>>>> kind, and generous of mind and spirit,
>
>>>>>It certainly is. And she is all those things as well.
>
>>>>>> You have decided to name yourself an Uncle, and I have reacted by
>>>>>> wondering why you need to add an avuncular title to your name.
>
>>>>>Because it's funny. People who know me find it funny.
>>>>>That was the reaction it got when I first got it. People seemed to think it
>>>>>suited me.
>
>>>>>> Such things are usually only added to make use of a relationship that
>>>>>> doesn't exist, and to give an image of jocularity, that also doesn't
>>>>>> exist.
>
>>>>>Au contraire, I am highly jocular.
>
>>>>>> Both useful if your trying to have a relationship with someone who is
>>>>>> perhaps young and certainly not mature enough to understand why they
>>>>>> should not see you, or accept you as their blood kin, in fact a real
>>>>>> uncle.
>
>>>>>I don't talk to young people on Usenet. I don't consider this is any place
>>>>>for children.
>>>>>They should be doing their homework and not wasting time on such things as
>>>>>this in the important years of their education.
>
>>>>>> An old family friend being called Uncle or Aunty out of respect is one
>>>>>> thing a man coming onto a newsgroup who insists on calling himself Uncle
>>>>>> Davey is quite another.
>
>>>>>I'm like an Agony Uncle. Think of it that way.
>
>>>>>If anybody hasn't got an Uncle, they may wish to accept me as their personal
>>>>>uncle.
>
>>>>>But what I cannot be, is anyone's personal saviour. You need Christ for
>>>>>that, that's what I'm saying.
>
>>>>>Uncle Davey
>
>>>>My visualisation of you is getting worse not better. I should leave well
>>>>enough alone if I were you, your not improving your image at all.
>>>>In fact if anything your making me feel your even more weird than I
>>>>thought you were.
>>>>If a person is born homosexual, then why do you believe you have the
>>>>right to call them a sexual pervert. According to your religion, god
>>>>made them that way, Why would he then ask you to abuse and attack them.
>>>>Do you also attack people born with blue eyes, disabled, or mentally
>>>>ill.
>>>>You might as well, because it makes as much sense.
>
>>>>Your a hypocrite as well Davey.
>
>>>His punctuation, and in particular his use of apostrophes,
>>>is top drawer, though, which is far more than I can say for
>>>you.
>
>>Oh what have we here, my favourite beastie an English teacher, I usually
>>eat them for lunch...
>
>Sentences end with one period. Eschew extraneous ellipses.
>
>>What's the matter miguel, feeling out of it, want some attention, need
>>to be noticed.
>
>An interrogation ends with a question mark.
>
>Got it?
>
>GOOD.
>
>>Try banging your head against Uncle Davey, you might catch something,
>>with a bit of luck it will be fatal.
>
>That seems rather like a run-on sentence, but maybe it's
>just some kind of quaint english styling in which utterly
>poor grammar tries to pass for erudition.
>
>miguel
So If I call you an anal retentive, self abusing, prick with a small
mind, and the manners of a pig, it would not come as to much of a
suprise,
Who else after all would want to go on to a news group and correct
posts.
That is the lowest of the low. Even the guys who clean out cess pits are
higher than you.
So accept from me this school monitors badge, you will wear it at all
times, so you can show to the world what a prick you are, and I am sure
most of the posters here will be delighted to do to you, what they
never got to do to school monitors back in their school days.
In other worlds make your life pure and utter hell......
Not that it could be much worse than it is at the moment, you have no
friends, no one cares a dam about you, and no wonder,
It might help if you got a sense of humour, and if possible you learned
not to comment on other peoples posts as a school monitor.
Oh yes one more thing. Let me whisper in your shell like ear,
dsylexia...rules ko.
--
Shez shez@oldcity.f2s.com
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