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From: "David D." <daycd@hotmail.com>
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Subject: Re: Question to Marky Bilbo
Date: 9 Jan 2005 10:10:40 -0800
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"David" hdsienkiewicz@yahoo.com
> Uncle Davey wrote:
> > "David" hdsienkiewicz@yahoo.com
> > > Therion Ware wrote:
> > > > David" hdsienkiewicz@yahoo.com
> > > > > Uncle Davey wrote:
> > > < snip >
>>>>>
> > > > >> Blumfeld asks his friend "do you like my copy
> > > > >> of Da Vinci's "Mona Lisa"?" his friend says "Sure,
> > > > >> just like the original but why have you called it
> > > > >> "Mona Rebecca?" "Because the last time I visited
> > > > >> my tax accountant, he advised me to put everything
> > > > >> in the name of my wife".
> > > > >>
> > > > > If anyone ever wanted to know why accountants don't
> > > > > tell jokes, now you know.
> > > >
> > > > So what does a Jewish American Princess say
> > > > to her baby?
> > > >
> > > > "Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, goo.....".
> > >
> > > Heard that one.
> > >
> > > Q: A Jewish American Princess's idea of kinky sex?
> > >
> > > A: She moves once in a while.
> > >
> > > I have a daughter who doesn't like these very much.
> > > They don't thrill her mother, either.
> >
> > In England, we tell "Essex girl" jokes.
> >
> > What does an Essex girl do at the end of sex on her
> > honeymoon night?
> >
> > Opens the car door.
>
> Ahem. All right.
> Q: What do you call a Scotsman with four sheep?
>
> A: A pimp.
Combine the two and throw in a bit of religion and you get:
Q. Why did God create Essex girls?
A. Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
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