Uzytkownik "Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> napisal w wiadomosci
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> On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 18:50:36 +0100 in free.christians, Uncle Davey
> ("Uncle Davey" <noway@jose.com>) said, directing the reply to
> free.christians
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> >"David" <hdsienkiewicz@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >news:1105292233.984379.297670@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> >> Therion Ware wrote:
> >> > On 9 Jan 2005 09:20:45 -0800 in free.christians, David ("David"
> >> > <hdsienkiewicz@yahoo.com>) said, directing the reply to
> >> > free.christians
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> >> < snip >
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> >> > >> > > Well New York doesn't make wine, does it?
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > I don't know. I'm far from an expert.
> >> > >> >
> >> > >> > Do you know what a Jewish American Princess's favorite wine is?
> >> > >> > "I wanna go to Mi-AMI!"
> >> > >>
> >> > >> Heh.
> >> > >>
> >> > >> Blumfeld asks his friend "do you like my copy of Da Vinci's "Mona
> >> > >Lisa"?"
> >> > >> his friend says "Sure, just like the original but why have you
> >> called
> >> > >it
> >> > >> "Mona Rebecca?" "Because the last time I visited my tax
> >> accountant,
> >> > >he
> >> > >> advised me to put everything in the name of my wife".
> >> > >
> >> > >If anyone ever wanted to know why accountants don't tell jokes, now
> >> you
> >> > >know.
> >> >
> >> > So what does a Jewish American Princess say to her baby?
> >> >
> >> > "Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, goo.....".
> >>
> >> Heard that one.
> >>
> >> Q: A Jewish American Princess's idea of kinky sex?
> >>
> >> A: She moves once in a while.
> >>
> >> I have a daughter who doesn't like these very much.
> >> They don't thrill her mother, either.
> >>
> >
> >In England, we tell "Essex girl" jokes.
> >
> >What does an Essex girl do at the end of sex on her honeymoon night?
> >
> >Opens the car door.
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> An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and
> bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.
>
> Medic: It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions
> Girl: OK
> Medic: What's your name?
> Girl: Sharon?
> Medic: OK Sharon, is this your car?
> Sharon: Yes
> Medic: Where are you bleeding from?
> Sharon: Romford, mate
Hee hee!
One Essex girl to another "Hey, Tracey! There's a used condom down the back
of the radiator!"
"Whassa radiator?"
An Essex girl tells her mother "Oy, Mavver, I'm preggers! I'm expectant, I
am!"
"That's terrible, that is a bladdy disaster that is. What with you 'avin'
got your GCSEs coming up, and you still don't know the prounownciation of
"expectorant"!"
Uncle Davey
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