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From: Therion Ware <autodelete@city-of-dis.com>
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Subject: Re: Question to Marky Bilbo
Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 17:59:30 +0000
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On Sun, 9 Jan 2005 18:50:36 +0100 in free.christians, Uncle Davey
("Uncle Davey" <noway@jose.com>) said, directing the reply to
free.christians
>
>"David" <hdsienkiewicz@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:1105292233.984379.297670@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>> Therion Ware wrote:
>> > On 9 Jan 2005 09:20:45 -0800 in free.christians, David ("David"
>> > <hdsienkiewicz@yahoo.com>) said, directing the reply to
>> > free.christians
>>
>> < snip >
>>
>> > >> > > Well New York doesn't make wine, does it?
>> > >> >
>> > >> > I don't know. I'm far from an expert.
>> > >> >
>> > >> > Do you know what a Jewish American Princess's favorite wine is?
>> > >> > "I wanna go to Mi-AMI!"
>> > >>
>> > >> Heh.
>> > >>
>> > >> Blumfeld asks his friend "do you like my copy of Da Vinci's "Mona
>> > >Lisa"?"
>> > >> his friend says "Sure, just like the original but why have you
>> called
>> > >it
>> > >> "Mona Rebecca?" "Because the last time I visited my tax
>> accountant,
>> > >he
>> > >> advised me to put everything in the name of my wife".
>> > >
>> > >If anyone ever wanted to know why accountants don't tell jokes, now
>> you
>> > >know.
>> >
>> > So what does a Jewish American Princess say to her baby?
>> >
>> > "Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, goo.....".
>>
>> Heard that one.
>>
>> Q: A Jewish American Princess's idea of kinky sex?
>>
>> A: She moves once in a while.
>>
>> I have a daughter who doesn't like these very much.
>> They don't thrill her mother, either.
>>
>
>In England, we tell "Essex girl" jokes.
>
>What does an Essex girl do at the end of sex on her honeymoon night?
>
>Opens the car door.
An Essex girl is involved in a nasty car crash and is trapped and
bleeding. The paramedics soon arrive on site.
Medic: It's OK I'm a paramedic and I'm going to ask you some questions
Girl: OK
Medic: What's your name?
Girl: Sharon?
Medic: OK Sharon, is this your car?
Sharon: Yes
Medic: Where are you bleeding from?
Sharon: Romford, mate
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