Uncle Davey wrote:
> "David" <hdsienkiewicz@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:1105292233.984379.297670@c13g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
> > Therion Ware wrote:
> > > On 9 Jan 2005 09:20:45 -0800 in free.christians, David ("David"
> > > <hdsienkiewicz@yahoo.com>) said, directing the reply to
> > > free.christians
> >
> > < snip >
> >
> > > >> > > Well New York doesn't make wine, does it?
> > > >> >
> > > >> > I don't know. I'm far from an expert.
> > > >> >
> > > >> > Do you know what a Jewish American Princess's favorite wine
is?
> > > >> > "I wanna go to Mi-AMI!"
> > > >>
> > > >> Heh.
> > > >>
> > > >> Blumfeld asks his friend "do you like my copy of Da Vinci's
"Mona
> > > >Lisa"?"
> > > >> his friend says "Sure, just like the original but why have you
> > called
> > > >it
> > > >> "Mona Rebecca?" "Because the last time I visited my tax
> > accountant,
> > > >he
> > > >> advised me to put everything in the name of my wife".
> > > >
> > > >If anyone ever wanted to know why accountants don't tell jokes,
now
> > you
> > > >know.
> > >
> > > So what does a Jewish American Princess say to her baby?
> > >
> > > "Gucci, Gucci, Gucci, goo.....".
> >
> > Heard that one.
> >
> > Q: A Jewish American Princess's idea of kinky sex?
> >
> > A: She moves once in a while.
> >
> > I have a daughter who doesn't like these very much.
> > They don't thrill her mother, either.
>
> In England, we tell "Essex girl" jokes.
>
> What does an Essex girl do at the end of sex on her honeymoon night?
>
> Opens the car door.
Ahem. All right.
Q: What do you call a Scotsman with four sheep?
A: A pimp.
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