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> Little Johnny and Sex Ed
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> A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her
> 4th
> grade class because she realises little Johnny's propensity for sexual
> innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.
> Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples
> of sex
> education from the class.
>
> One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some
> eggs."
> Very good, William,." cooed the teacher "My mommy had a baby," said
> little
> Esther. "Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher.
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> Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and
> trepidation, the
> teacher calls on him. "I was watching TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone
> Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they
> all
> attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two
> guns."
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> The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do
> with
> sex education, Johnny?"
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> "It'll teach those Indians not to fuck with the Lone Ranger's
> girlfriend."
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