Little Johnny and Sex Ed
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her
4th
grade class because she realises little Johnny's propensity for sexual
innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples
of sex
education from the class.
One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some
eggs."
Very good, William,." cooed the teacher "My mommy had a baby," said
little
Esther. "Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher.
Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and
trepidation, the
teacher calls on him. "I was watching TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone
Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they
all
attacked at one time. And he killed every one of them with his two
guns."
The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do
with
sex education, Johnny?"
"It'll teach those Indians not to fuck with the Lone Ranger's
girlfriend."
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