| Re: Joke |
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| Nunya Bidnis (nunya_bidnis@hotYOURCLOTHESmail.com) |
2005/10/05 20:54 |
No such link exists...
"Sweetness" <sweetchixorHATESSPAMMY@yahoo.ca> wrote in message
news:43445792$0$4719$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com...
>I know I mentioned it before, and I remember yer answer at the time, butt
>can I
> now have a link ta yer "hobby" ?
>
> I do believe that these are George's work....
>
>
> --
> Sweetness...
> Don't cross on a red and never dial an ex while drinking! .. :o)
>
> "Nunya Bidnis" <nunya_bidnis@hotYOURCLOTHESmail.com> wrote in message
> news:XBS0f.112212$s83.17400@fe08.news.easynews.com...
> : de nada, George.
> :
> : btw, what type of artist are you?
> :
> : I do clay sculpture as a hobby...
> :
> :
> : "GeOrGe]:)2005" <artbygds@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> : news:F3C0f.790$Ww5.408@bignews4.bellsouth.net...
> : >
> : > "Nunya Bidnis" <nunya_bidnis@hotYOURCLOTHESmail.com> wrote in message
> : > news:E%y0f.99693$s83.56464@fe08.news.easynews.com...
> : >> Hmmm... I guess nobody else thought it was funny... :-(
> : >>
> : >>
> : >> "Nunya Bidnis" <nunya_bidnis@hotYOURCLOTHESmail.com> wrote in message
> : >> news:iUg0f.75460$%y6.63091@fe09.news.easynews.com...
> : >>>A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at
> work.
> : >>>
> : >>> Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
> : >>>
> : >>> Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the
> closet
> : >>> with the little boy.
> : >>>
> : >>> The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> : >>> The man says, "Yes it is."
> : >>> Boy- "I have a baseball."
> : >>> Man- "That's nice."
> : >>> Boy- "Want to buy it?"
> : >>> Man- "No, thanks."
> : >>> Boy- "My dad's outside."
> : >>> Man- "OK, how much?"
> : >>> Boy- "$250."
> : >>>
> : >>> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's
> lover
> : >>> are in the closet together.
> : >>>
> : >>> Boy- "Dark in here."
> : >>> Man- "Yes, it is."
> : >>> Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
> : >>> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
> : >>> Boy- "$750."
> : >>> Man- "Fine."
> : >>>
> : >>> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove.
> Let's go
> : >>> outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
> : >>>
> : >>> The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
> : >>>
> : >>> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> : >>>
> : >>> The son says "$1,000."
> : >>>
> : >>> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
> that.
> : >>>
> : >>> That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you
> to
> : >>> church and make you confess."
> : >>>
> : >>> They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
> : >>> confession booth and he closes the door.
> : >>>
> : >>> The boy says, "Dark in here."
> : >>>
> : >>> The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."
> : >>>
> : >>>
> : >>>
> : >>>
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> : >>>
> : >>>
> : >>
> : >>
> : >
> : > I just read the joke and it made me bust out with laughter.
> : >
> : > It's a keeper.
> : >
> : > 10-Q:)
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