Bein' Catholic, I thot it was hilariously funny the first couple times I read
it.
Sorry Nunya, butt this won *haz* made the roundz...
--
Sweetness...
Don't cross on a red and never dial an ex while drinking! .. :o)
"Nunya Bidnis" <nunya_bidnis@hotYOURCLOTHESmail.com> wrote in message
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: Hmmm... I guess nobody else thought it was funny... :-(
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: "Nunya Bidnis" <nunya_bidnis@hotYOURCLOTHESmail.com> wrote in message
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: >A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work.
: >
: > Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
: >
: > Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet
: > with the little boy.
: >
: > The little boy says, "Dark in here."
: > The man says, "Yes it is."
: > Boy- "I have a baseball."
: > Man- "That's nice."
: > Boy- "Want to buy it?"
: > Man- "No, thanks."
: > Boy- "My dad's outside."
: > Man- "OK, how much?"
: > Boy- "$250."
: >
: > In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
: > are in the closet together.
: >
: > Boy- "Dark in here."
: > Man- "Yes, it is."
: > Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
: > The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
: > Boy- "$750."
: > Man- "Fine."
: >
: > A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go
: > outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
: >
: > The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
: >
: > The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
: >
: > The son says "$1,000."
: >
: > The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
: >
: > That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
: > church and make you confess."
: >
: > They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
: > confession booth and he closes the door.
: >
: > The boy says, "Dark in here."
: >
: > The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."
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