"Nunya Bidnis" <nunya_bidnis@hotYOURCLOTHESmail.com> wrote in message
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> Hmmm... I guess nobody else thought it was funny... :-(
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> "Nunya Bidnis" <nunya_bidnis@hotYOURCLOTHESmail.com> wrote in message
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>>A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work.
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>> Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
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>> Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet
>> with the little boy.
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>> The little boy says, "Dark in here."
>> The man says, "Yes it is."
>> Boy- "I have a baseball."
>> Man- "That's nice."
>> Boy- "Want to buy it?"
>> Man- "No, thanks."
>> Boy- "My dad's outside."
>> Man- "OK, how much?"
>> Boy- "$250."
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>> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
>> are in the closet together.
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>> Boy- "Dark in here."
>> Man- "Yes, it is."
>> Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
>> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
>> Boy- "$750."
>> Man- "Fine."
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>> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go
>> outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
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>> The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
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>> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
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>> The son says "$1,000."
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>> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
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>> That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
>> church and make you confess."
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>> They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
>> confession booth and he closes the door.
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>> The boy says, "Dark in here."
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>> The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."
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I just read the joke and it made me bust out with laughter.
It's a keeper.
10-Q:)
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