Hmmm... I guess nobody else thought it was funny... :-(
"Nunya Bidnis" <nunya_bidnis@hotYOURCLOTHESmail.com> wrote in message
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>A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work.
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> Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
>
> Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet
> with the little boy.
>
> The little boy says, "Dark in here."
> The man says, "Yes it is."
> Boy- "I have a baseball."
> Man- "That's nice."
> Boy- "Want to buy it?"
> Man- "No, thanks."
> Boy- "My dad's outside."
> Man- "OK, how much?"
> Boy- "$250."
>
> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover
> are in the closet together.
>
> Boy- "Dark in here."
> Man- "Yes, it is."
> Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
> The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
> Boy- "$750."
> Man- "Fine."
>
> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go
> outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
>
> The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
>
> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
>
> The son says "$1,000."
>
> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
>
> That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to
> church and make you confess."
>
> They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
> confession booth and he closes the door.
>
> The boy says, "Dark in here."
>
> The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."
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