LOL. I snagged this one from 3do too. I sent it ta Assbite. He posted it and it
started a freakin' war ! LOL !!
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Sweetness...
To LoVe SoMeOnE Is NoThInG,
To Be LoVed By SoMeOnE Is SoMeThInG,
To Be LoVed By SoMeOnE YoU LoVe Is ExCiTiNg.
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"lightnin" <nunyabidness> wrote in message
news:Xns967DB33A83B04lightninharbornetcom@216.196.97.131...
: An elderly gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris by plane.
: At the French customs desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his
: passport in his carry-on bag.
: "You have been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer asked,
: sarcastically.
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: The elderly gentleman admitted he had been to France previously.
: "Then you should know enough to have your passport ready."
: The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
:
: "Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in
: France!"
:
: The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
: quietly explained.
:
: "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to help
: liberate this country, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
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