LOL. I hace this one marked ta reply ta in 3do, lightin. :)
I like these. Thanks !
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Sweetness...
To LoVe SoMeOnE Is NoThInG,
To Be LoVed By SoMeOnE Is SoMeThInG,
To Be LoVed By SoMeOnE YoU LoVe Is ExCiTiNg.
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"lightnin" <nunyabidness> wrote in message
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: Life's New Axioms
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: 1) Life isn't like a box of chocolates, it's more like a jar of
: jalapenos; you never know what's going to burn your butt.
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: 2) I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as
: they go flying by.
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: 3) Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
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: 4) Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they aren't there the
: first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.
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: 5) I don't have an attitude problem; you have a perception problem.
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: 6) Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I
: thought to myself, where in the hell is my ceiling?
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: 7) My reality check bounced.
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: 8) On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
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: 9) I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier!!!
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: 10) You are slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut
: butter.
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: 11) Everyone is someone else's weirdo.
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: 12) Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then
: defeat you with experience.
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: 13) Be careful . .a pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a
: kick in the butt.
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: 14) Don't be irreplaceable --- if you can't be replaced, you won't be
: promoted.
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: 15) The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
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: 16) You can go anywhere you want; if you look serious and carry a
: clipboard.
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: 17) So this isn't Home Sweet Home......Adjust!
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: 18) I came, I saw, I decided to order take out.
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: 19) Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never
: cease to be amused.
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: 20) I'd love to live life in the fast lane, but I am married to a speed
: bump.
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: 21) What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him
: how to work it!
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: 22) How can you tell which bottle contains her PMS medicine? It's the
: one with bite marks on the cap!
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