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Subject: Re: An English man and an Irish man are driving head on
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Date: Wed, 27 Sep 2006 23:00:02 GMT
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 22:33:46 GMT, "'COs/M0s,=',np:_F4,9"
<COs-mos.@4th-planetfromthesun.net.(moved)>> wrote:
>Mephistopheles <no-fixed@address.net> wrote in
>news:979lh2hlae2sbeab7rnu18ejg8a28p75jh@4ax.com:
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>> On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:06:59 -0500, ::darkshadows:: wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a
>>>twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and
>>>collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they
>>>are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of
>>>their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from
>>>that moment on. At this point, the Englishman goes to the boot and
>>>fetches a 12 year old bottle of whisky. He hands the bottle to the
>>>Irish man, whom exclaims,'' may the Irish and the English live
>>>together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The Irish man then tips the
>>>bottle and gulps half of the bottle down. Still flabbergasted over the
>>>whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Englishman, whom
>>>replies: '' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here!''
>>
>> Now that's more like!
>>
>> At long last, you're starting to get the proper slant on these jokes.
>>
>> M
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
>anyone have some pointers for cookin some Texas oysters?
>
>ATB
>Cosmos
I fear for you, my fine fellow. I think all these fat bitch dames
being posted for you in sim have begun to turn your head.
And I don't like the way you're ingratiating yourself with the Pig
Muscled Butcher either, just when I've had sharp words with him.
I know where you live. LOL
Mephi
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