| Re: An English man and an Irish man are driving head on |
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2006/09/27 16:33 |
Mephistopheles <no-fixed@address.net> wrote in
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> On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:06:59 -0500, ::darkshadows:: wrote:
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>>An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a
>>twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and
>>collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they
>>are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of
>>their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from
>>that moment on. At this point, the Englishman goes to the boot and
>>fetches a 12 year old bottle of whisky. He hands the bottle to the
>>Irish man, whom exclaims,'' may the Irish and the English live
>>together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The Irish man then tips the
>>bottle and gulps half of the bottle down. Still flabbergasted over the
>>whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Englishman, whom
>>replies: '' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here!''
>
> Now that's more like!
>
> At long last, you're starting to get the proper slant on these jokes.
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> M
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anyone have some pointers for cookin some Texas oysters?
ATB
Cosmos
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