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From: Mephistopheles <no-fixed@address.net>
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Subject: Re: An English man and an Irish man are driving head on
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Date: Wed, 27 Sep 2006 16:22:33 GMT
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On Wed, 27 Sep 2006 10:06:59 -0500, ::darkshadows:: wrote:
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>An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a
>twisty, dark road. Both are driving too fast for the conditions and
>collide on a sharp bend in the road. To the amazement of both, they
>are unscathed, though their cars are both destroyed. In celebration of
>their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the other from
>that moment on. At this point, the Englishman goes to the boot and
>fetches a 12 year old bottle of whisky. He hands the bottle to the
>Irish man, whom exclaims,'' may the Irish and the English live
>together forever, in peace, and harmony.'' The Irish man then tips the
>bottle and gulps half of the bottle down. Still flabbergasted over the
>whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Englishman, whom
>replies: '' no thanks, I'll just wait till the Police get here!''
Now that's more like!
At long last, you're starting to get the proper slant on these jokes.
M
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