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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <lilstinker@pu.net>
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Subject: Some short rude jokes
Date: Fri, 02 Sep 2005 21:08:01 -0500
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In looking through the want-ads the other day, I noticed a job opening
at the YWCA. I told April, "I think I'm gonna go down there and apply
for a job as a Nipple Inspector for Female Joggers." She glared at me.
"Look," I said, "the pay might be lousy, but the tips will be great."
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Q: What do you call a fat woman who likes men and women?
A: A bisexual built for two!
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A man picks up a young woman in a bar and convinces her
to come back to his hotel.
When they are relaxing afterwards, he asks, "Am I the first
man you ever made love to?"
She looks at him thoughtfully for a second before replying.
"You might be," she says. "Your face looks familiar."
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Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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