On Thu, 01 Sep 2005 14:12:47 GMT, "Rolex" <Rolex@webmaster.com> wrote:
>The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE.'
>
>He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
>
>Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know
>that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare
>me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a
>sumptuous dessert afterward. After that we are going to have sex.
>
>Before that though, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can
>relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and
>comb my hair?"
>
>His wife replied, "The f***ing funeral director would be my guess."
Good one.
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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