The husband had just finished reading the book, 'MAN OF THE HOUSE.'
He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know
that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a
sumptuous dessert afterward. After that we are going to have sex.
Before that though, after dinner, you are going to draw me my bath so I can
relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and
comb my hair?"
His wife replied, "The f***ing funeral director would be my guess."
--
"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
Rolex
|
|