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From: Lil Stinker NP-g07 <guyfc@netzer.net>
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Subject: Sex Education
Date: Fri, 26 Aug 2005 20:33:05 -0500
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Sex Education
A fifth grade teacher is told she must teach sex education to her
class. She decides to use a math technique to teach the subject, and
thinks flash cards will work well.
The next day in class, she holds up the first flash card, a picture of
a breast, and asks "Does anyone know what this is?"
Sandy responds, "I know, I know! It's a picture of a breast and my
Mommy has two of them!"
The teacher says, "Very good Sandy, you get a star for the exercise."
The teacher grabs the next card and holds it up. It's a picture of a
penis. She asks, "Does anyone know what this is?"
Little Johnny says, "I know, I know! It's a penis and my Daddy has two
of them!!"
The teacher says, "Well, Johnny, it is a penis, but your daddy can't
have two of them.
Johnny says, "Sure he does, he's got a little one he pees out of and a
great big one he brushes Mommy's teeth with!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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