What's What
Little Johnny is bored one Saturday, so he says to his dad, "Dad, I'm
bored. What is there to do?"
His dad decides to have a little fun with Little Johnny, so he gives
him four quarters and says, "Why don't you go to the drug store and
get me some what's what?"
Baffled but excited, Little Johnny scampers down the street to the
drug store. He asks the druggist for some "what's what," and at first
the druggist is confused, until he guesses that Little Johnny has been
sent out on a wild goose chase. He replies, "We don't have any, but
that building over there might," while at the same time he points
towards a whorehouse.
Little Johnny, again excited, runs over to the whorehouse. He knocks
on the door and a naked women answers. He says, "I need some... hey,
what's that?" motioning to her crotch?
"What's what?" she replies.
Satisfied, Little Johnny says, "I'll take a dollar's worth!"
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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