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Subject: Re: Seeing Double: Formerly was Re: Dinner Time
From: "Lil Stinker NP-g07" <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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_F_Monk_ <not@any.way> wrote in
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> On 05 Jan 2006 02:56:40 GMT, "Lil Stinker NP-g07"
> <anywhere@uwant2.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>Dinner Time
>>Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what
>>"shit" meant.
>>
>>Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".
>>
>>Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch"
>>mean.
>>
>>Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest".
>>
>>Next day he comes home a asks what does "fuckin'" mean. She says it
>>means "getting dressed".
>>
>>That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just
>>finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.
>>
>>He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, shits
>>on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".
>>
>>
>>Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what
>>"shit" meant.
>>
>>Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".
>>
>>Next day he comes home and asks his mother what does "son of a bitch"
>>mean.
>>
>>Again, thinking fast again she says "It's a priest".
>>
>>Next day he comes home a asks what does "fuckin'" mean. She says it
>>means "getting dressed".
>>
>>That same night a priest was coming over for dinner. Johnny is just
>>finished setting the table when he hears the doorbell ring.
>>
>>He yells "got it". He opens the door and says "Hey son of a bitch, shits
>>on the table and mom and dad are upstairs fuckin'".
>
> just in case anyone is suffering from really short term memory loss...
>
> F.
>
Just in case you was looking cross-eyed!
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