_F_Monk_ <not@any.way> wrote in
news:q68pr157eg062gduug3ugdi1qlsbfpuvq3@4ax.com:
> On 05 Jan 2006 02:56:42 GMT, "Lil Stinker NP-g07"
> <anywhere@uwant2.com> wrote:
>
>>
>>The Birds and The Bees
>>
>>
>>Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the
>>bees?"
>>
>>"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.
>>
>>Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.
>>
>>"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa'
>>speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at
>>age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're
>>going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing
>>left to live for!"
>
>
> so true :(
>
> F.
>
I never tire of this one. :)
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