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Subject: Re: A Fart
From: "Lil Stinker NP-g07" <anywhere@uwant2.com>
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"Rolex" <Rolex@webmaster.com> wrote in news:b9cuf.60431$Fb2.3222
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> A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse.
> Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever
> seen and walked over to inspect it.
> As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery,
> an unexpected little fart escaped her.
> Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had
> noticed and hoped a sales person didn't pop up right now. But, as
> she turned back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman.
> With a pleasant smile he greeted her, "Good day, Madame.
> How may we help you today?"
> Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though
> nothing had happened, she smiles back and asked, "Sir, what is
> the price of this lovely vehicle?"
> Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, "Madame, I'm very sorry to
> say that if you farted just by touching it, you are going to shit
> when you hear the price.
>
>
cute!
LS
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