Some high school coaches went to a coaches' retreat. To
save money, they had to room together.
No one wanted to room with Coach Daryl because he snored
so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them
stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first coach slept with Daryl and comes to breakfast
the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all
bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you?" He said, "Daryl
snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different coach's turn. In the
morning, same thing--hair all standing up, eyes all blood-
shot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He
said, "Man, that Daryl shakes the roof. I watched him all
night."
The third night was Frank's turn. Frank was a big burly
ex-football player; a man's man.
The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and
bushy tailed.
"Good morning."
They couldn't believe it! They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked
Daryl into bed and kissed him good night. He sat up and
watched me all night long."
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"May Dragons Fly Ever in your Dreams"
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