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From: "::darkshadows::" <bat@cave.org>
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Subject: Re: Jokes:- The Sequel.
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Date: Sun, 26 Apr 2009 07:41:30 -0500
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On 26 Apr 2009 12:05:14 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>He was so ugly when he was born they could not decide whether to buy a
>cot or a cage.
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>Is reading in the bathroom considered to be multi-tasking?
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>Handy Hint:- Keep your bathtub in the living room so you won't have so
>far to walk when the doorbell goes.
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>Some days I have to take 3 or 4 baths to get the phone to ring.
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>Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
>To get to the bottom.
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>Why is a launderette a bad place to pick up a woman?
>Because a woman who can't afford a washing macine will never be able to
>support you.
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>Where do polar bears vote?
>The North Pole.
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>Name 4 animals that live at the North Pole?
>3 bears and a seal.
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>Where did Noah keep the bees?
>In archives.
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>A dumb blonde sitting going to New York on a plane. How can you steal
>her window seat?
>Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in athe middle row.
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>Why do dumb blondes hat M&Ms?
>Because they are too hard to peel.
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>How did the dumb blonde try to kill a bird?
>She threw it off a cliff.
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>Go on, admit it, you love them really LOL.
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>Mercury.
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Just when you thought it was safe to go out....
lol,
darkshadows
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