He was so ugly when he was born they could not decide whether to buy a
cot or a cage.
Is reading in the bathroom considered to be multi-tasking?
Handy Hint:- Keep your bathtub in the living room so you won't have so
far to walk when the doorbell goes.
Some days I have to take 3 or 4 baths to get the phone to ring.
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom.
Why is a launderette a bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't afford a washing macine will never be able to
support you.
Where do polar bears vote?
The North Pole.
Name 4 animals that live at the North Pole?
3 bears and a seal.
Where did Noah keep the bees?
In archives.
A dumb blonde sitting going to New York on a plane. How can you steal
her window seat?
Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in athe middle row.
Why do dumb blondes hat M&Ms?
Because they are too hard to peel.
How did the dumb blonde try to kill a bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
Go on, admit it, you love them really LOL.
Mercury.
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