Train Set
Little Johnny was playing in the living room with his electric train
set that he got for Christmas while his mother was in the kitchen
doing the dishes.
His mother heard the train stop and heard him say,"All of you idiots
that want to disembark, get off the damn train. Any of you bastards
wanting to board, get on the damn train cause we are fixin' to take
off."
His mother immediately dropped what she was doing, ran into the living
room, yanked Little Johnny up and said, "We don't use that kind of
language in this house. Now go up to your room and don't come out for
at least two hours."
Little Johnny went to his room and returned in two hours. He started
playing with his train set again. His mother heard the train stop and
Little Johnny said, "I would like to thank those of you traveling with
us today and don't forget your personal items as you leave the train.
Those of you boarding the train, please store any of your carry ons in
the overhead bins or store them under your seat and we will be leaving
shortly."
His mother was just as proud as she could be. Then Little Johnny says,
"And for those of you that are pissed off about the two hour delay,
see the bitch in the kitchen."
Lil Stinker
"just havin' fun!"
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