| Re: More profound hilarity LOL |
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| ::darkshadows:: (bat@cave.org) |
2009/04/10 00:12 |
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From: "::darkshadows::" <bat@cave.org>
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Subject: Re: More profound hilarity LOL
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Date: Fri, 10 Apr 2009 01:12:58 -0500
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On 10 Apr 2009 05:35:12 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>+Grant <+Grant@grant.grant> wrote in
>news:Grant-me-that-0904091@Grant.Grant:
>
>> In article <Xns9BE8988767ABCBoyFlyingHighcom@127.0.0.1>,
>> WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com> wrote:
>>
>>> ART.
>>>
>>> Why did the picture go to jail?
>>> Because it was framed.
>>>
>>> A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times
>>> the memory.
>>>
>>> Modert Artist:-
>>> Someone who paints on a canvas, wipes it off with a cloth, and then
>>> sells the cloth.
>>>
>>> What is red and smells like blue paint?
>>> Red paint.
>>
>> Smells really funny. Profound too! LOL
>>
>>> Recently a man in Paris nearly got away with stealing several
>>> paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, and
>>> getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away
>>> when his Renault ran out of fuel. When asked how he could mastermind
>>> such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:-
>>> I had no monet to buy degas to make the Van Gogh.
>>>
>>> I painted her in oil as she had a face like a sardine.
>>>
>>> The best way to tell if a modern painting is finished is to touch it.
>>> If the paint is dry, it is.
>>>
>>> It is easy to understand modern art. If it hangs on a wall it's a
>>> painting, if you can walk round it it's a sculpture.
>>>
>>> Mercury.
>>
>
>This is my on-going battle to educate DS LOL
>
>Mercury.
Educate?
hah!
lol,
ds
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