+Grant <+Grant@grant.grant> wrote in
news:Grant-me-that-0904091@Grant.Grant:
> In article <Xns9BE8988767ABCBoyFlyingHighcom@127.0.0.1>,
> WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com> wrote:
>
>> ART.
>>
>> Why did the picture go to jail?
>> Because it was framed.
>>
>> A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up a thousand times
>> the memory.
>>
>> Modert Artist:-
>> Someone who paints on a canvas, wipes it off with a cloth, and then
>> sells the cloth.
>>
>> What is red and smells like blue paint?
>> Red paint.
>
> Smells really funny. Profound too! LOL
>
>> Recently a man in Paris nearly got away with stealing several
>> paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, and
>> getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away
>> when his Renault ran out of fuel. When asked how he could mastermind
>> such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:-
>> I had no monet to buy degas to make the Van Gogh.
>>
>> I painted her in oil as she had a face like a sardine.
>>
>> The best way to tell if a modern painting is finished is to touch it.
>> If the paint is dry, it is.
>>
>> It is easy to understand modern art. If it hangs on a wall it's a
>> painting, if you can walk round it it's a sculpture.
>>
>> Mercury.
>
This is my on-going battle to educate DS LOL
Mercury.
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