| Top 13 Creative Ways To Get Yourself Killed |
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Top 13 Creative Ways To Get Yourself Killed
1 Shining a laser pointer on the President during an address.
2 Whisper to an airport security guard, "Did you bring the
detonator?"
3 Entering the white house, screaming "Alalalalalala!!!"
4 Practicing a suicide bombing at home.
5 Asking a Secret Service agent if he has any extra sniper rounds.
6 Tell your dealer that you're a DEA and you're confiscating the
product.
7 Opening a ticking black bag in the airport.
8 Accept a delivery of two tons of 'flour' from your foreign
neighbor.
9 Telling the President, "All your base are belong to us."
10 Going paintballing with Ahmed & friends.
11 Shooting a cap gun at a nuclear power plant.
12 Continuing usage of the 'multivitamin' that makes funny colors.
13 Volunteering for Ahmed's weapon testing course.
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