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Top 13 Creative Ways To Get Yourself Killed



1   Shining a laser pointer on the President during an address.

2   Whisper to an airport security guard, "Did you bring the

detonator?"

3   Entering the white house, screaming "Alalalalalala!!!"

4   Practicing a suicide bombing at home.

5   Asking a Secret Service agent if he has any extra sniper rounds.

6   Tell your dealer that you're a DEA and you're confiscating the

product.

7   Opening a ticking black bag in the airport.

8   Accept a delivery of two tons of 'flour' from your foreign

neighbor.

9   Telling the President, "All your base are belong to us."

10  Going paintballing with Ahmed & friends.

11  Shooting a cap gun at a nuclear power plant.

12  Continuing usage of the 'multivitamin' that makes funny colors.

13  Volunteering for Ahmed's weapon testing course.

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