How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it
takes a whole box to start a barbecue?
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Q: If H20 is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the
outside?
A. K9P
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Dalmation
A mom is driving her second-grade daughter and two of her
friends to school one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in
the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children
started talking about what the dog's duties were.
One little girl said, "They use him to keep crowds back."
"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."
The daughter said, "No! No! They use the dogs to find the
fire hydrants."
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Some Days, It Just Doesn't Pay!
Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze
that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the
homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is
even worse than last year, "said the distraught homeowner, "When
someone broke in and stole my new security system..."
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