You know you're from Pennsylvania when:
* You think the roads in any other state are smooth.
* Hearing horses clopping down a paved street doesn't bring you to
the window to see what's going on outside.
* You can stop along the road to buy fruits, vegetables, or crafts
on the "honor system."
* You consider Pittsburgh to be "out west," and you know the
fastest way to Philly is the Turnpike.
* When it snows they put cinders on the roads instead of sand.
* You can give directions to Intercourse with a straight face.
* Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow.
* You know the four seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter,
and Construction.
* Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor
on the highway.
* You measure distance in minutes.
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