"::darkshadows::" <bat@cave.org> wrote in
news:kqmht4pmun3hk4l7055rv141a8s84rb45q@4ax.com:
> On 05 Apr 2009 12:55:56 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
> wrote:
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>>You know your Amish child is going off the rails when.......
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>>He sometimes stays in bed until after 5 a.m.
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>>In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
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>>He shows up at barn raising in full "KISS" makeup.
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>>When you criticise him, he yells, "Thou sucketh".
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>>His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy".
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>>He defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap".
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>>You come across his secret stash of coloured socks.
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>>He uses slang expressions: Talk to the hand cos the beard ain't
>>listening".
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>>He was recently pulled over for driving under influence of cottage
>>cheese.
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>>He's wearing his big black had backwards.
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>>Mercury.
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> Can I get a refund?
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> lol,
> darkshadows
>
Nope, you can sit and suffer like the rest of us LOL. Still nothing from
Y but his icon in icq still flashes.
Mercury.
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