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Subject: Re: Getting my own back LOL
From: WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
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wlg <gonefishin@thelake.com> wrote in
news:gonefishin-2567E6.17405604042009@unknown.ams.astraweb.com:
> In article <Xns9BE367951E5ACBoyFlyingHighcom@127.0.0.1>,
> WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com> wrote:
>
>> I had a terrible acident.I had the right of way but the other guy had
>> the truck.
>>
>> Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen I get it for
>> dinner.
>>
>> He's so unlucky that he gets into accidents that started out
>> happening to someone else.
>>
>> He was killed in a terrible accident. He flew his plane into a tunnel
>> without checking the train timetable.
>>
>> How did the accident happen?
>> My wife fell asleep in the back of the car.
>>
>> To avoid scalding your hands in hot water, feel the water first
>> before putting your hands in.
>>
>> Safety tip:- when you drop cigarette ash on the carpet, sill a little
>> of your beer to prevent a fire.
>>
>> What happens when you cross a trans-atlantic aircraft with an
>> accountant? A boring 747.
>>
>> An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his
>> doctor. "Doctor, I just can't get to sleep at night."
>> "Have you tried counting sheep?'
>> "That's the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours
>> trying to find it."
>>
>> How does an alien count to 35?
>> On its fingers.
>>
>> What did the alien say to the garden?
>> Take me to your weeder.
>>
>> Dont go away, lots more to come LOL.
>>
>> Mercury.
>
> There must be a Help Line somewhere!
>
Unfortunately its DS so no hope there LOL.
Mercury.
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