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From: "::darkshadows::" <bat@cave.org>
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Subject: divorce
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Date: Wed, 01 Apr 2009 02:26:59 -0500
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A ninety-year-old couple decide to get a divorce. They go to
the judge and say, "Judge, we want a divorce."
The judge says, "You've been married 70 years and now you want
to get a divorce? Why did you wait so long?"
The couple say in unison, "Well, we wanted to wait until the
kids were dead."
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