Love may be blind, but marriage Is a real eye-opener!
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Get a New Car for Your Spouse.
It'll be a Great Trade!
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We were very happily married for eight months.
Unfortunately, we were married for ten years!
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Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I
don't like and give her a house. -- Lewis Grizzard
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"I've never been married, but I tell people that I'm divorced so
they won't think something's wrong with me." -- Elayne Boosler
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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you
wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
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