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What do you get if you cross a Dentist with a Podiatrist?
A doctor who specializes in foot-in-mouth disease.
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You had your bladder removed,
And you're on the mends.
Here's a bouquet of flowers
And a box of Depends.
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Doctors at a hospital in Brooklyn, New York have gone on strike.
Hospital officials say they will find out what the Doctors' demands
are as soon as they can get a pharmacist over there to read the picket
signs!"
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