Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery
* "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
* Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
* Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
* Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
* Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingie
* Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
* Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
* There go the lights again...
* Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys...and this guy's got
two of 'em.
* Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
* Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my
concentration off.
* What's this doing here?
* I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
* That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
* Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
* Sterile, shcmerle. The floor's clean, right?
* What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change?
* OK, now take a picture from this angle.
* This is truly a freak of nature.
* This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
* Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
* Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
* What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!
* FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
* Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
* Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?
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