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Three Doctors
Three doctors are waiting in line to get into the pearly gates.
St. Peter walks out and asks the first one, "What have you done to
enter Heaven?"
"I am a pediatrician and have brought thousands of the Lord's
babies into the world."
"Good enough to enter the gates," replied St. Peter and in he
goes. The same question is asked of the second doctor.
"I am a general practitioner and go to Third World countries
three times a year to cure the poor." St. Peter is impressed and
allows him through the gates.
The third doctor steps up in line and knowing the question,
blurts out, "I am a director of a HMO."
St. Peter meditates on this for a while and then says, "Fine, you
can enter Heaven...but only for 2 days."
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