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I'm so fat that...
When I dance I make the band skip.
My cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
When I go to the zoo the elephants throw me peanuts.
My graduation picture was a aerial photograph.
My driver's license says picture continued on other side.
When I ran away they had to use all 4 sides of the milk
carton.
When I get in an elevator it HAS to go DOWN!
Instead of being born with a silver spoon I was born with a
silver shovel in my mouth.
They have to grease the door frames and put a Twinkie on the
other side to get me through.
I could become rich and sell shade.
My belly button doesn't have lint -- it has sweaters.
And you think YOU'RE fat?
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