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| ::darkshadows:: (bat@cave.org) |
2009/03/22 19:27 |
Amazing! You hang something in your closet for awhile and it shrinks
two sizes!
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I know what Victoria's Secret is.
The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
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The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)
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The Garlic Diet:
You don't lose weight, you just look thinner from a distance.
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I'm so fat that...the back of my neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
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Every time I get the urge to exercise, I lie down till the feeling
passes.
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"At my gym they have free weights, so I took them."
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The only exercise I get is jumping to conclusions.
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What runs but never gets tired?
Water.
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