| A Divorce |
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Date: Sun, 15 Mar 2009 22:00:45 -0500
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An old lady tottered into a lawyer's office and asked for help in
arranging a divorce. "A divorce?" asked the unbelieving lawyer. "Tell
me, how old are you?"
"I'm eighty-four," answered the old lady.
"Eighty-four! And how old is your husband?"
"My husband is eighty-seven."
"My, my," said the lawyer, "and how long have you been married?"
"Next September will be sixty-two years."
"Married sixty-two years?! Why would you want a divorce now?"
"Because," the woman answered calmly, "enough is enough."
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