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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2009/03/15 02:46 |
JACKSON, Mississippi - Bachelor Trenton Wilgins has gone public with
some startling news. He says that he has finally lost his virginity
at the tender age of eighty-two! He waited this long because he wanted
to save himself for marriage but couldn't wait any longer. Trenton
said, "I didn't want to die without having sex just once." Bizarre
readers might want to know what the octogenarian thought of his roll
in the hay? "The sex was okay, but it's not as good as a mess of
barbecued ribs."
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